ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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It's Raining Men
The Weather Girls

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tyquil:

tyquil:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

one afternoon last year i drank like half a bottle of nyquil and a few shots of whisky and as i was passing out at my keyboard i typed this and posted it on tumblr dot com and now it has 320,ooo fucking notes