Fuck Spike Lee? Or fuck spike lee. You get me?


what a beautiful day to not be in high school

fuck spike lee


taking someone’s pants off for them is the absolute worst idea when having sex. you think it’ll be sexy. it starts with the buckle and the button, which you try with one hand at first and then resort to using two, and then the zipper no oh my god it’s more buttons, no zipper, just three buttons, and then you finally get them undone and you start to pull them down and oh Jesus Christ their shoes are on so you pull the shoes off and then you’re trying to pull these pants off and MY god could you like angle your feet or something HELP ME HELP YOU and finally the other person just stands up and takes them off for themselves and you’re just sitting there trying to look as sexy and competent as you can

  • lars von trier: vagina satan
  • nerd: deep

  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy


it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father



some people really have that????

that’s incredibe